Fordham Student Kicks MAGA Bros Out Of Campus Coffee Shop

Daily Mail – A student working at a coffee shop at Fordham University forcefully ejected a group of the school’s College Republicans, claiming their Make America Great Again hats represented fascism and violated the store’s…

Well safe to say I absolutely hate every single single person in this video. Would take it as far as to say I loathe or despise them. And it makes perfect sense for this location. The coffee shop they are in is this tiny little spot called Rodrigue’s at Fordham’s Rose Hill Campus in the Bronx. In my four years at FU I probably went there a grand total of 2 times. Its this corny ass spot where you’d expect slam poetry going on. At any given moment there was probably a guy playing an acoustic guitar and some kids playing hacky sack. Its a place thats plucked right out of a college movie where they need to do a scene with the stereotypical dickhead college kids.

So this all makes perfect. Anybody who works at this joint has gotta be a millenial asshole of unimaginable proportions. Anybody who even goes in there has gotta suck. So lets break down the list of Usual Suspects here. The people I hate the most from this video:

4) This fucking guy:

Hey bud! Trying to watch a viral video here. Get your goofy fucking face out of there. I mean its 2017. Any time anything happens, people take their phones out. Are you that wowed by a camera phone that you need to stick your dumb face in the way and wave? Like WOW look at me I’m on camera! Grow up, dick. Its the modern world we’re all being filmed constantly in case we can exploit you on the internet. I bet you do Bunny Ears during picture too.

3) This fucking guy:

I mean cmon this guy totally fucking sucks. This looks like a Halloween costume if you were to try make fun of the MAGA gang. Stupid tie stupid suspenders trucker hat. What a dick.

2) This fucking guy:

This dude didnt do anything wrong. If we’re picking sides here, I’m with the MAGA dudes. Not because of politics. Just because of real life. These dudes probably just wanted a cup of coffee before class. As far as we know, they werent doing anything disruptive or obnoxious. Its just a classic case of some snowflake shit where someone overreacted simply because they dont agree with these bros.

But that being said these guys still definitely suck. If you’re still parading around rocking your MAGA gear, you’re just asking for it. You’re being outwardly obnoxious by very visibly supporting a political cause that you know is very controversial so dont act surprised or bothered when someone reacts to it. Anybody who is blatantly obnoxious about their political beliefs – whatever they may be – during every day life is an asshole.

1) This fucking chick:

DO NOT try to outsmart her! Because she can count to 5! 5 MINUTES! 4 MINUTES! You now have Thu-ree MINUTES! Goodness gracious is this completely insufferable. Talking about the integrity of your club? Girl you work in a fucking coffee shop. Shut TF up. You probably were blacked out in Mugz’s last night and grinding with underclassman at Howl. Dont talk to me about integrity. And quit your yapping about Fascism and Nazis. Everyone is hungover and sexually repressed because they Jesuits wont let you fuck so just relax with all the loud noises and political hoopla. Plus if your goal was to keep your customers safe and happy you made things 500 times worse by causing a scene. You sell these MAGA bro their coffees and let them sit there quietly and nobody even notices they are there. You get into a political shouting match with them and now your precious quiet coffee club has become a hotbed for arguing ideology. Get lost with your righteous indignation. Just sell the coffee for minimum wage and get back to drinking in the hood.